cybercum: if a number is not divisible by 5 or 2 i get very uncomfortable
brb watching the carrie diaries season finale finally as if u guys cared xoxoxox
egberts: be there or be2
psychologicalwoman: Kanye was ahead of the game man he was tired of tswifts shit long before we caught on
happychadkroegerbabs: i’m gonna head over the Muse fandom nothing ever happens over there
"Looks like Kobra Kid's got his Kobra in a Kid"
beyonco: did jay-z call beyonce feyonce after he proposed?
ellies-psychedelic-breakfast: Things that DON’T make you special or unique in anyway: Liking classic rock. Drinking tea. Watching classic movies. Reading. Taking “artistic” photos. Preferring old rockstars over guys your own age. Preferring skinny pale guys over muscular tan guys. Being shy, “awkward” or “socially anxious”. Not wanting to be feminine. Preferring to be indoors.
gagaspinkwig: “Buns out,” i say as i hear police sirens. “Wiener,” i continue but it is already too late, the police have arrived. Wait. It is not the police. It is Selener. I forgot to keep an eye out for Selener.